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[May 19, 2007] I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
Me, getting smart with you? - How would you know?
I'm not a gardener, I'm a Plant Manager.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger near the escape key.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
I don't suffer from stress. I'm merely a carrier.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain might explode.
Tell me what you need, and I'll explain how you can get along without it.