Akkalkot Swami Maharaj Stotra

John Horsting from Holland has collected at least six thousand five hundred pencils, which are now stacked in racks in his garage. The smallest pencil he owns is just three quarters of an inch long while the biggest is of three and half foot monster pencil with his name on it.

Heh Heh Heh...

Little Freda was at the Zoo with her dad when he asks her, “What do you call a deer with no eyes, darling?”
“What, dad?”
“No idea.”